HAPPY EID, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

I WISH THE WHOLE WORLD HAPPY EID ADHA,MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.. MAY GOD GRANT ALL ADAM'S CHILDREN PEACE AND JOY AND MAKE THEM DASH SOFTLY THROUGH THE GATES AND ALLEYS OF THIER HEARTS AND SOULS AND GUIDE THEIR RULERS TO WHAT IS RIGHT AND FAIR.. AMEN.

THE MIRACULOUS LOVE

The Miraculous Love

By: Ibrahim Kamel Ahmed

Like all other prisoners, they live in cells, but the cells vary according to the status of the Prince or the Sultan, how dangerous he is and the extent of the current Sultan's rage against that prisoner.
And the degree of the prisoner's welfare varies accordingly. There were prisoners who lived with their wives and children while other prisoners were young at the time of their imprisonment but they remained in prison till they became very old men.
There were prisoners who had been Sultans one day, but they lost their posts and their minds as well; they were imprisoned in their lost past they found solace in their insanity & their hallucinations represented a source of fun for the prisoners and the guards. Life wasn't tough in the Tower Of Alexandria and it was a well-established norm for the ruling Sultan to make sure that the foods presented to the prisoners of the tower were given in abundant quantities and they had also to be the finest and most delicious foods.
In addition, the prisoners were given fruits and good wine was given to those who drink wine while hashish was given to the prisoners who were used to eat or smoke it. Moreover, they had access to entertainment shows such as shadow plays. Some of the Princes & Sultans who were imprisoned in the tower were fond of shadow plays which were presented from time to time. But magic books were prohibited for fear of using them to escape or to return to power.
The Commander of Alexandria Tower received Yashbak and accompanied him to his large luxurious cell which had a private bath, a window overlooking the sea, and very thick iron bars.
The Commander of the Tower, his assistants, and a blacksmith accompanied Prince Yashbak; the blacksmith removed his shackles, approached him in awe, and put a shackle around his right leg; the shackle was chained to a 10-rotls iron ball. The Commander said to Yashbak:
- Excuse us, Prince: we're carrying out the orders.
- Never mind. Do your job, blacksmith.

The Commander of the Tower apologized to Prince Yashbak because he had thought that the Sultan might pardon him, then he would leave the Tower and return to power and at that moment he might remember the Commander's courtesy.
Prince Yahsbak spent his time in the prison without complaining or grumbling. Some of the other prisoners visited him and he chatted with them while they were smoking the tobacco which was mixed with hashish in hookahs and no one of them bothered to talk about neither politics nor why they were imprisoned because they all shared the same destiny. The Commander of the tower brought good news to Yashbak on a sunny day: he told him that the Sultan had been kind enough to allow Yashbak's favorite female slave to visit him and to stay with him as long as she wanted to. It was the first time for Yashbak to feel that a deep sense of happiness was sweeping his heart since they had brought him to the Tower; it was as if he'd been asleep and woke up to the delightful piece of news.
He thanked the Commander of the Tower and prayed for the Sultan. The Commander excused himself saying that he had many things to do and added that he would return to him with the female salve right after her arrival. Yashbak sat at his favorite spot in front of the window, he started smoking tobacco in his hookah and gazed at the sea and its endless waves which continued to hit the rocks and make their eternal splash. Yashbak said to himself: "Thank him … he hasn't forgotten our old friendship and our recent colleagueship He knows the rules of the game & treachery is one of its rules and it's O.K. to destroy your enemy before he gets the chance to destroy you; who knows what might happen tomorrow?!"
The state of drowsiness which was generated by the hashish he had smoked swept his mind and carried his fantasies to a remote island where he was standing by the shore watching his female slave Yasmeena swimming naked & when she had came out of the sea, he was dazzled and didn't know which part of her body he should look at first. Then they sat by an apple tree & the sound of their laughs & kisses mixed with the singing of birds & the sound of the sea. He felt the coolness of the shackle which was tied around his leg and watched a flock of quails flying after the leader of the flock. He took a number of quick drags on his hookah & held them in his lungs, then he started to puff smoke towards the window & watching the smoke slipping through the window in defiance of the iron bars pleased him and made him laugh. He felt that it was one of his lucky days.
Yasmeena arrived before sunset. The two lovers hugged each other and the joy of being together again removed the bitterness of their longing for each other. The softness of the waves of the night & the moon gave them kind joyful looks.

KING FAROUK OF EGYPT AND UNFAIR HISTORY

HIS MAJESTY FAROUK 1 KING OF EGYPT AND SUDAN

A RARE PHOTO DEPICTING KING FAROUK 1 WHEN HE WAS A CROWN PRINCE BESIDE HIS FATHER KING FOUAD 1... IT IS SAID THAT HIS FATHER WAS SO TOUGH ON HIM... WHEN HE BECAME KING HIS CONCEPT WAS " I AM THE KING... I CAN DO ANYTHING "

I WAS SHOCKED !!! IT IS A SHAME Google !!!

ISLAM AND MOSLEMS DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT

I WAS REALLY SHOCKED TO DISCOVER A PICTURE ( CARICATURE ) AMONG Google PICTURES IGNORANTLY ATTACKING ISLAM, THE PROPHET MOHAMED AND THE MOSLEM CREED.. I DO NOT BLAME THE FILTHY MINDED PERSON WHO MADE IT.. I BELIEVE THAT Google PEOPLE MUST EVERY NOW AND THEN PURIFY Google PICTURES FROM SUCH DIRTY PICTURES ABUSING OTHERS AND DEFAMING Google REPUTATION..

THE TURKISH BATH AND ORIENTAL BEAUTY ARTS

THE WOMEN OF THE MIDDLE EAST ARE CONCERNED ALL THE TIME WITH BEAUTY ARTS... THEY ARE DOING THEIR UTMOST TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL.. ATTRACTIVE.. AND IF POSSIBLE A " FEMME FATALE " IN THE PAST THE TURKISH BATH WAS THEIR ROYAL GATE TO THE WORLD OF BEAUTY AND CHARM... THEY USED TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY THERE TRYING TO " MAKE THE BEST OF ABAD SITUATION "

CLEOPATRA THE QUEEN OF CHARM

WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU

I BELIEVE QUEEN CLEOPATRA REPRESENTS EGYPT IN THE WORLD OF ROMANCE.. THERE IS A DISTRICT IN ALEXANDERIA NAMED AFTER HER.. THE MOST POPULAR CIGARETTES IN EGYPT ARE CALLED CLEOPATRA.. THE MOST ROMANTIC SONG " CLEOPATRA " WAS WRITTEN BY THE POET ALI MAHMOUD TAHA.. MELODIZED AND SUNG BY MOHMED ABDL WAHAB.. THE FAMOUS CLEOPATRA THE SEVENTH ONLY HELD A PLACE IN THE MEMORY OF THE DAYS..WHICH IGNORED 6 CLEOPATRAS BEFORE HER.. AND THE GIANTS OF ART AND LITERATURE IMMORTALIZED HER FOR EVER.

THE CAR RACE IN THE PAST

A PHOTO IS A FROZEN MOMENT.

THIS PHOTO TAKES US BACK TO THE DAYS OF EARLY CAR RALLY... ALSO WE CAN SEE THE LAST WORD IN FASHION... THOSE WERE THE DAYS... LIFE WAS AN EASY GAME TO PLAY... THE GHOUL OF BOREDOM WAS CHAINED AT THAT TIME... LOVE WAS ONE OF THE HUMAN RIGHTS... IMPOSSIBLE WAS NOTHING... WISE MEN AND WOMEN WERE A LOT... FORGIVE MY NOSTALGIA... THE PAST IS ALWAYS TEMPTING.

WHAT AN ABSURD WORLD WE LIVE IN !!!

I CAN NOT MAKE OUT WHY THE WEST IS INSISTING ON HURTING THE FEELINGS OF THE MUSLIMS ALL OVER THE WORLD... A WORLD FULL OF INJUSTICE... THEY HANGED THE LATE SADAM HUSSIEN GOD BLESS HIS SOUL ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE MOSLEMS FEAST.. WHO DID NOTHING BUT DEFENDING HIS COUNTRY AGAINST THE GREEDY COWBOY G. BUSH AND " HIS MASTERS'S VOICE " T. BLAIR... NO NUKES WERE FOUND.. AND BOTH OF THEM APPEARED IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD AS SHAMELESS LIARS WHO DO NOT CARE AT ALL... NOW AUNTIE LIZ " QUEEN OF UNITED KINGDOM " HAS MADE " SALMAN ROSHDY " ONE OF HER KNIGHTS WITH THE TITLE " SIR " ONLY BECAUSE HE ATTACKED ISLAM AND MOSLEM SYMBOLS !!! YOU ARE PUSHING US TO BELIEVE THAT THE WORLD IS BEING RULED BY A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO ESCAPED FROM A LUNATIC ASYLUM... BY GOD IT IS A SHAME.

BUSH'S BUGABOO

IS BIN LADEN STILL ALIVE ?

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS BUSH'S BUGABOO.. IS HE STILL ALIVE ? OR IS HE DEAD SINCE BUSH WAS USING THE LAST WORD IN BOMBS TO KILL HIM AND HIS COMPANY.. FRANKLY I DO NOT KNOW.. BUT I DO NOT TRUST BUSH BECAUSE HE LIED BEFORE WHEN HE CLAIMED ERRONNEOUSLY THAT SADAM HUSSIEN HAD NUKES.. MAYBE OSAMA BIN LADEN DIED A LONG TIME AGO !! MAYBE BUSH IS FABRICATING THE VIDEOS OF OSAMA BIN LADEN TO KEEP THE WORLD TREMBLING AND HORRIFIED OF THE GHOUL OF TERRORISM OSAMA BIN LADEN.. WHO KNOWS ? BUT NEVER EVER TRUST A LIAR.

THE MEGALOMANIAC MASTERS OF MISERY DEPRIVED US FROM LAUGHING

I AM REALLY DOWN... I AM TERRIBLY BLUE... BUT I KNOW WHY !!! ALLOW ME TO TALK IT OUT... TO BE HONEST WITH YOU... THE DECISION MAKERS IN OUR WORLD HAVE GONE CRAZY!!! IT SEEMS THEY ARE TRYING TO OFFER US A NEW VERSION OF MISERY... HUMILIATION... SLAVERY... DREADFUL DISCRIMINATION... UNJUSTIFIED WARS... UGLY NEW IMPERIALISM.... I DO NOT WANT T BORE YOU... SO HOW CAN I LAUGH WHEN I AM DOWN ???? BUT THANK GOD SOMEONE CAN STILL LAUGH.

HOW TO MAKE IRON TALK.

AHMED KAMEL IS AN EGYPTIAN SCULPTURER... HE IS ONE OF THE SO MANY LOVERS OF THE RED SEA... HE HAS MANY FRIENDS OF THE FISH THERE... HE IS ALSO VERY FOND OF IRON... HE MADE IT TALK TO US TELLING ABOUT THE RED SEA FISH... THE PICTURE IS DEPICTING ONE OF HIS BEAUTIFUL SCULPUTURES EMBODYING HIS VISION OF THE UNDERWATER VAST WORLD.

ARE THE ARABS A LUSTFUL PEOPLE

IS IT A RUMOR ?

THE ARABS ARE USUALLY LOOKED UPON AS A LUSTFUL PEOPLE!!.. I DONT KNOW WHY.. OR WHAT THE GROUNDS OF SUCH A JUDGEMENT.. IT URGED ME TO START A STUDY ABOUT " THE ARAB CONCEPT OF SEX AND LOVE ".. I PUBLISHED OVER 50 ARTICLES ABOUT THIS SUBJECT IN MY BLOG IN ARABIC " HILWO AL KALAM " : www.himaparadise.jeeran.com .. I THOUGHT OF SHARING THESE ARTICLES WITH YOU IN ENGLISH.. I DREAM OF READING YOUR COMMENTS WHICH I REALLY WELCOME.. LET US COMPARE THE ARAB SEXUAL BEHAVIOR AND THE WESTERN SEXUAL BEHAVIOR AND CONCEPT OF LOVE AND SEX.. I STARTED THIS CRUSADE TO DEFEND THE ARABS REPUTATION.. AND TRY TO ESTABLISH A CRYSTAL CLEAR FAIR VISION TOGETHER.. SO PLEASE HELP ME ON CONDITION THAT WE SKIP PROFANITY.. INJUSTICE.. PREJUDICE.. AND RACISM.. WAIT FOR THE COMING SOON FIRST ARTICLE.

A DIEU SADAM HUSSIEN

GOOD NEWS MY FELLOW MOSLEMS.

THE AMERICANS HAVE LIVED LONG ENOUGH IN THE AREA AND ACCUIRED THE PRACTICE OF SOME OF THE RITUALS OF ISLAM... YOU HAVE TO BE THANKFULL TO GOD THEY MIGHT SOME DAY BECOME MOSLEMS... THEY STARTED THE FEAST OF " AL ADDHA BY ADDING THE LATE IRAQI PRESIDENT " SADAM HUSSIEN " GOD BLESS HIS SOUL AND FORGIVE HIS GUILTS... AMEN TO THE THOUSANDS OF LAMBS AND COWS WHICH WERE SLAUTHERED AS THE RITUALS OF THE FEAST DEMAND ALL OVER THE ISLAMIC WORLD AND WHERE MOSLEMS LIVE AROUND THE WRETCHED MISERABLE WORLD WE LIVE IN " THEY " CALLED THE GLOBAL COMMUNITY WHERE JUSTICE AND DEMOCRACY PREVAIL... BUT BELIEVE IT OR NOT IT IS ONLY " A BULLY ' S CRAB " ... SADAM WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HIS COUNTRY FROM BEING LOOTED... HE WAS A PRISONER OF WAR BUT HE WAS NOT TREATED AS ONE... BESIDES HE IS NOT THE ONLY DICATATOR AMONG YOUR THIRD WORLD ALLIES ALLOVER THE WORLD... SADAM IS A MARTYR....

MY FELLOW AMERICANS

IT IS SAID THAT THE ARABS SINCE THOUSANDS OF YEARS HAVE BEEN RAISIG THEIR CHILDREN ACCORDING TO 2 GOLDEN RULES : 1 - NEVER LET YOUR FACE UNVEIL WHAT YOUR THINKING OF OR SUFFERING... BE ALWAYS A MAN AND ACT LIKE A REAL ONE... 2- KEEP AWAY FROM POLITICS... IT IS THE TRADE OF PEOPLE WITH " HARSH HEARTS " SO WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY FOR GOOD AND LEAVE US TO OUR RULERS " THEY KNOW HOW TO TREAT US AND WE KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM " ADIEU SADAM YOU WERE THE MAN.

JESUS CHRIST DOES NOT DESERVE CONTEMPT !!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE ???

THAT SO CALLED ARTIST WHO LOST HIS MIND AND MADE SCULPTURES OF JESUS CHRIST OF CHOCOLATE DEPICTING THE HOLY PROPHET NUDE... WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT HIM AND HIS FILTHY ALLEGED ART... THE LEAST I CAN SAY ABOUT HIM IS : HE IS ONE OF THE WORMS OF EARTH " JESUS I AM REALLY SORRY... BUT SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE CHRISTIANS DARE TO COMMIT UNFORGIVABLE CRIMES AND UGLY SINS... THEY HAVE GONE MUCH TOO FAR!!! BEFORE THEY INSULTED YOUR BROTHER THE PROPHET MOHAMED... NOW IT IS YOUR TURN... I ADJURE THE WISE CHRISTIANS TO READ THE HOLY KORAN TO SEE HOW MOSLEMS HIGHLY RESPECT ALL THE PROPHETS SENT BY GOD... PEACE BE UPON YOU JESUS AND ALL YOUR BROTHERS THE MESSENGERS OF GOD... WE EXPECT ALL THE EVIL TO COME FROM AMERICA... THEY PERMITTED ESTABLISHING TEMPLES FOR WORSHIPING SATAN... GOD BLESS THE DAY YOU WERE BORN JESUS AND THE DAY YOU WILL BE RESURRECTED... AMEN.

A MAN DEFEATED THE WORLD BUT EGYPT DEFEATED HIM

BONAPARTE HAD TO DEPART!!!

HE DREAMT OF AN EASTERN EMPIRE... HE CLAIMED HE WAS A MOSLEM... HE DEFEATED THE MAMLUKES BUT HE COULD NOT DEFEAT EGYPT ( THE GRAVE OF THE CONQUERORS ) SOAKED IN DESPAIR HE HAD TO RUN AWAY AT NIGHT... THE GREAT GENERAL WAS DISGUISED... HE LEFT HIS ARMY AND HIS POOR PERPLEXED FELLOW OFFICERS... HOW GALLANT AND BRAVE HE WAS !!! HA.. HA.. HA.

BUSH'S BUGABOO

IS BIN LADEN STILL ALIVE ?

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS BUSH'S BUGABOO.. IS HE STILL ALIVE ? OR IS HE DEAD SINCE BUSH WAS USING THE LAST WORD IN BOMBS TO KILL HIM AND HIS COMPANY.. FRANKLY I DO NOT KNOW.. BUT I DO NOT TRUST BUSH BECAUSE HE LIED BEFORE WHEN HE CLAIMED ERRONNEOUSLY THAT SADAM HUSSIEN HAD NUKES.. MAYBE OSAMA BIN LADEN DIED A LONG TIME AGO !! MAYBE BUSH IS FABRICATING THE VIDEOS OF OSAMA BIN LADEN TO KEEP THE WORLD TREMBLING AND HORRIFIED OF THE GHOUL OF TERRORISM OSAMA BIN LADEN.. WHO KNOWS ? BUT NEVER EVER TRUST A LIAR.

EGYPT IS THE GRAVE OF THE INVADERS AND THE PARADISE OF THE GUESTS

THE EGYPTIANS ARE A PEACEFUL NATION... BUT WHAT A PITY ACROSS THE AGES THEY HAVE BEEN FIGHTING OTHERS WHO THOUGHT THAT THEY CAN LAY THIER GREEDY HANDS ON EGYPT THE BEAUTIFUL BRIDE OF TIME.. THE ISRAELIS LIVED LONG AGO AMONG THE EGYPTIANS.. EVEN THEY STOLE THE GOLD OF THE EGYPTIANS WHEN THEY LEFT EGYPT WITH THE PROPHET MOSES PEACE ON HIM (THE EXODUS ).. IN THE MODERN TIMES AFTER THE TRIO OF NEOIMPERIALISM : AMERICA, ENGLAND AND FRANCE PLANTED THE STATE OF ISRAEL IN PALESTINE.. THE DREAMY GENERALS OF THAT AGGRESSIVE STATE WITH THE SUPPORT OF THE DIABOLIC TRIO THOUGHT WRONGLY THEY CAN OCCUPY SINAI FOREVER... THE EGYPTIAN HEROES TAUGHT THEM A LESSON ON THE SIXTH OF OCTOBER, NOT ONLY THE ISRAELIS BUT ALSO THE WHOLE WORLD WILL NOT FORGET.. WE RESTORED SINAI AND WE FOUGHT ANOTHER BATTLE FOR PEACE WITH PEOPLE WHO CAN NOT LIVE IN PEACE.. I WONDER WHY !

GOD BLESS THE DAY I FOUND LOVE.

I WAS BORN IN AN AGE OF BARBARIANS.. SO I AM A BARBARIAN.. BUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM ROMANTIC.. I HAVE BECOME A ROMANTIC BARBARIAN THE DAY I FOUND LOVE.. LOVE IS A MIRACLE.. I PREACH LOVE AND PEACE.. LISTEN TO THE WORDS OF WISDOM : " LOVE IS SUCH AN EASY GAME TO PLAY ".. YOU WILL NEVER SAY ; " I CAN GET NO SATISFACTION ".. AND ALWAYS " MAKE THE BEST OF A BAD SITUATION " YOU CAN KEEP ON " WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM YOUR FRIENDS ".. ALL MY LOVE SEALED WITH A KISS....

Egyptophile.